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Bison Of Doom

from The Bison by Ladybug Smashers

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Recorded in the fall of 1990 at Dizzyland Studios, Rochester, NH.
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Hank Von Decken.

lyrics

He is the livestock of devastation
Even Fred* shits when he sees this mutation
He’s got eyeballs that aren’t the same size
He’ll turn you into a sloth, don’t ask me why
He will go on a stampede if he sees ya
He might even kill you with no anesthesia

Cause it’s THE BISON
It’s THE BISON (not a manatee)
It’s THE BISON
It is The Bison, yeah

It’s The Bison
Spawned inside a Tater Tot
He loves hygiene
He’ll clean your spleen with dental floss

He is whole beef
Without pickles or a bun
Buy a Slinky
They crawl down stairs just for fun

Chews on cactus
Rice-A-Roni gets him bored
Has big antlers
The platypus ate the gourd

He’s a mutant
Created in a secret lab
Hates crustaceans
Likes to oppress fiddler crabs
He’s got fur
That he likes to clean with liquid Fab

No one’s a match for The Bison
Before you drive, you need a license
He’s as good as Nintendo
Almost as good as fluorescent Play-Doh
Say it backwards, you get NOSIB
Kool-Aid comes out from your faucet

He is The Bison
The Bison of Doom
He is The Bison
The Bison of Doom

Obey The Bison
The Bison of Doom

*Fred is the invisible lobster who is 50 ft. long and lives in the back of Paul’s station wagon.

credits

from The Bison, track released September 1, 1990
Vocals: Brian Livoti
Guitar: Paul Vaughan
Lead Guitar: Pat Tapia
Bass: Paul Travers
Drums: Mike Garrett

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